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Gorby Xmas 2025
by E.J. Gold
Price: $7.95
About This Release
E.J. Gold’s 2025 Christmas album delivers a cheerful, tongue-in-cheek twist on beloved holiday standards — without ever naming names. Each song playfully parodies a familiar classic, whether by title, melody, or both, inviting listeners to smile as recognition kicks in (“Quantum Bells,” anyone?). For extra seasonal fun, every track appears in two different arrangements using the same lyrics, offering subtle variations that keep things fresh and amusing. From "Silent Byte" to "The First Glowup" to the multi-versioned "Jesus Cool", this collection is equal parts holiday spirit, musical wit, and good-natured mischief — a special Seasons Greetings presented by FaxlMusic on Bandcamp.
The Gorby Xmas 2025 song titles:
- Bethlehem 1 & 2
- Check the Halls 1 & 2
- Cradle of Dust 1 & 2
- Faithful 1 & 2
- Hallelujah 1 & 2
- Hark 1 & 2
- Jesus Cool 1 & 2 & 3 & 4
- Midnight Clear 1 & 2
- Neon Night 1 & 2
- Night Before Xmas 1 & 2
- Quantum Bells 1 & 2
- Rest Merry 1 & 2
- Send Thee 1 & 2
- Silent Byte 1 & 2
- The First Glowup 1 & 2
- We Swing You 1 & 2
- We Three 1 & 2
Listener’s Tip: When you see a song listed as “1” and “2,” it’s the same lyrics wrapped in two slightly different musical arrangements — because even carols enjoy costume changes.
Release Notes:
- All songs ©2025 EJ Gold (BMI)
- Songs published by Union Label Music
- Produced by EJ Gold (BMI)
- Cover design by EJ Gold
- All Rights Reserved